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PostPosted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 20:39 pm    Post subject: near death..... Reply with quote

A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
>While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
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>Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
>God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to
>live."
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>Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
>face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
>someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth.
>Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
>well make the most of it.
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>After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While
>crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
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>Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
>another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
>ambulance?"
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